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I don't ever write in this thing no more
and for good reason.
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Monday, December 31st, 2007
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haven't posted in this motherfucker in a while so here goes.
update for all of y'all
Both Jess and I work at Allstate...yes the exciting field of insurance...awesome.
This year found me inching closer toward complete and perfect mediocre American middle age. Regular job, keeping regular hours, not wasting time in bands anymore and partying, drinking and drugging my brain away.
Incurring enough debts to drown, yet making enough money to tread water...it's the American way, really it is, you all will see soon enough.
That being said, my New Year's resolution is to reverse all that.
Start more musical projects
Party more
Do more fun things with Jess
Take a trip somewhere
Work out more and get semi-swollioso
Read more
Ok, this should suffice for another 6 months or so.
Happy New Year to you and yours.
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Friday, February 9th, 2007
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I'm so tired of winter. It's colder than eskimo pussy up here.
SERIOUSLY.
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Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007
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So I'm working at my part time job at Macy's and I'm helpin this old dude find a leather jacket. He starts going off about how much he hates fake tits and how nice it is to play with real tits that "flop around and the nipples get all hard"
Keep in mind the guy was like at least 65.
I'm livin in a wiggly world
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Thursday, December 7th, 2006
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It's like 15 degrees up here and getting colder.
Fuck this shit fer real, kid.
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Saturday, October 28th, 2006
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1. It's cold and windy up here
2. I'm a teacher assistant at high school now, kids are bad.
3. Jessica's working at Macy's slanging bras and panties to the general female populace
Yep.
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Tuesday, September 26th, 2006
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1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Yeh, TPD searched my car cause they saw rolling papers. I had a pipe on me but they didn't find it. Fuck tha police!
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
sometimes
3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
when I was 12
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
with Jess
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
somewhat
6.Do you consider yourself creative?
in certain ways
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
No one really believes OJ didn't do it, even black people.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
menage a twizzle fo shizzle, dawg.
9. Do you stay friends with your exs?
fuck them hoezzzzz
10. Do you know how to play poker?
i used to, not sure if i remember
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
yes, methamphetacocanodoz fest 1991!!!
12. What's your favorite commercial?
commercials are the opiate of the consumerist masses....pretty smart answer huh
13. What are you allergic to?
pollen and ragweed, fuck nature!
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around, do you run the red lights?
i have before...the cops don't run shit, I do!
15. Have you ever had a choco taco?
dont like them shitzzzz
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
fuck baseball!!!
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
yeh and i don't like it. ice skating is fo' da krackas mang.
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
i don't dream anymore
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
My nigga Rev X makes me laugh like a muthafucka.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
I Wanna Hold Yer Hand, I Wanna Be Yer Man, Paperback Writer, Drive My Car, Hey Jews....that being said, fuck tha Beatles...it'zzz all about da Rollin Stones, my nigga.
21. What's the one thing on your mind now?
guess...
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
do blind people believe in love at first sight, cause they can't see y'know...
23. Do you put salt on a turkey dinner?
i don't put salt on nothin.
24. Do you always wear your seat belt?
i try to.
25. What service do you use?
Sprint
26. Do you like sushi?
not really, i only like tempura
27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
i was almost hit by a huge double decker bus in Singapore...pretty sure it would have killed me.
28. What do you wear to bed?
just my draws, holla!!!
29. What did the last text message you recieved say?
bitchezzz luv textin'
30. Have you ever been on the funny website 'goofyauctions.com'?
have not.
31. Do you truly hate anyone?
no
32. Classic rock or rap?
my idea of classic rock is probably not what most people's is...so i guess rap.
33. If you could sleep one night with one famous person, who would it be?
Bea Arthur, damn that bitch is foine.
34. Have you ever went streakin?
Jeeah.
35. What food do you find disgusting?
bananas
36. Do you sing in the shower?
sometimes
38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
yeh so, what the fuck you gonna do about it, yeh, that's what i thought.
39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
sure
40. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
yep
41. What was the last halloween costume you wore?
I was OJ. KILLIN' IT!
42. Ever got into a fight?
My cousin punched me out, but it wasn't a fair fight, punk ass nigga suckerpunched me, homezzz.
44. What's the craziest thing you've done?
3 day PCP induced orgy, main!
45. What's your favorite song that you go crazy when you hear it?
Bonnie Tyler-Total Eclipse of the Heart, that song is tha jam, son.
46. Been to a club lately?
not lately
47. Ever wish to change your name? If so what would it be?
Jewy Jewerstein
48. Got tattoos?
no cause they are distinguishing marks and I don't want cops findin about all that dirt i've done.
49. Last song you heard?
I'm Stranded by the Saints.
50. Wished so much it made you cry?
Cryin is fo lil' bitchezzz.
I keepz it real all the way down to the ground.
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